I’ll be honest: I’m not really into pickup trucks. Especially not the big American trucks; I like quirky little trucks. I do firmly believe, however, that there is a time and place for everything, and I know enough to recognize something spectacular when I see it. This is your typical, run-of-the-mill, Dodge work truck. Single cab, eight-foot bed. What’s special about it is what’s under the body, and how just how unbelievably clean everything is. I’ll tell you specifics in a minute, but just know: this is a truck you can’t buy anymore. You can get close, but this is something that just doesn’t exist. And here it is on eBay.

The truck is magnificent. I said above that what makes it special is what’s underneath, and I wasn’t joking. This is why I’m so sad that the seller doesn’t include any underhood pictures. Oh, well. This picture here gives a major hint. The truck is powered by a 5.9 liter Cummins B-series turbocharged, direct-injected, straight-six diesel and drives either the rear or all four wheels through a five-speed manual transmission and two-speed transfer case with locking front wheel hubs. Yes. Not something I would personally want to drive, but I can respect something that is clearly as amazing as this, and I hope it goes to an appreciative home.

You wouldn’t ever be able to tell that it has almost 200,000 miles on it by looking at the interior. The owners of this truck have cared for it, and it shows. The leather bench seat looks to still have firm bolsters and no rips, the carpet is clean, the dash has no cracks, and everything works. I’ve been scouring these pictures trying to find something, anything, that’s less than completely perfect and the only thing I could find is the little light over the climate controls and the Cummins logo doesn’t look to be fully secured.

At the risk of offending people: I think a truck like this that has never seen snow is almost a crime. That ground clearance, that powertrain, and just that truck were almost designed for the snow. The seller mentions that they’re in Colorado. Surely one, fun, exploratory test drive up into the mountains in the dead of January couldn’t hurt it too much, right? You can sleep in the bed. To the new owner: drive this, enjoy this, but for the love of the gods of cars, continue to take care of this.